Friday, May 22, 2009

Merry May!!!

I just found out yesterday from a nursing blog buddy that May is National Masturbation Month!! Well, damn!! Hallmark needs to promote this!!

She pointed out the benefits of masturbation...

For men:
— Strengthens the immune system
— Building his resistance to prostate gland infection
— Makes for a healthier prostate
— It cleans the plumbing.

For women:
— Building her resistance to yeast infections.
— Combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with their menstrual cycles, like cramps.
— Relieving painful menstruation by increasing blood flow to the pelvic region. This will also reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.
— Relieving chronic back pain and increasing her threshold for pain.

For Both:
— The safest kind of sex, keeping you free of sexually transmitted infections.
— A great form of stress relief.
— A mood booster in releasing endorphins.
— A natural sleep sedative.
— A mechanism for building stronger pelvic floor muscles, which can lead to better sex.
— A natural energetic pick-me-up.
— Decreases blood pressure.
— It increases self-knowledge. If you don't know how to get yourself off, how can you expect your partner to always know how to do it?

Now, as some of you know, I collect antique medical books. And I have several that address this issue... so I will be posting those words of wisdom over the weekend. (once i stop laughing!


Scrappy said...

I don't even know how to respond to this "insightful" post, other than to say that I am a BIG fan!

Geri said...

Well ya know ... I do have a terrible back ache... and since its medicinal ... well ok yea...

Cottleston Pie is the Taoist philosophy dealing with our Inner Nature (as explained by Winnie-the-Pooh)
To get the full scoop, read "The Tao of Pooh" by Benjamin Hoff.
The full poem is at the very bottom here...